Me, being the Anti-Larry, am in the mood to write something about something.
Now, me, also being the pro-jerry(I.e, jewish, sexy and in love with a jewish dancer(well in my dreams at least lol)) have decided to make that something a comedy. and what's this, a blog post with talking not just content. weird!
Now join me, as we wander over to the what-if machine, and ask it an important question.
Q:What would happen if the cast of Friends met the cast of Seinfeld?
A:\/\/
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INT - Monk's Cafe - The Year 2011
Jerry and George at sat at the table.
Jerry
So at this point, you made your excuses and left her house?
George
No?
Jerry
I see. So you still sensed the possibility of intercourse occuring?
George
No.
Jerry
You were suffering some sort of medicine related flashback to when you had hair?
George
I've got hair baby!
Jerry
Loosely speaking.
George looks annoyed.
George
Oh I suppose your hair is a real treat to the ladies!
Jerry
Hey I frolic, not folic.
George
That new material?
Jerry
I'm a comedian George.
George
With your hip shoes!
The door opens, and in walks Chandler and Monica.
Chandler
This place is quite nice. For a bomb shelter.
Monica
Give it a chance, I need to pee!
Chandler
Ok but please hurry because I can feel the wood worm burying through my shoes.
He spots the only seat avaliable is next to Jerry and George.
Chandler (To Jerry)
Mind if I?
Jerry
Oh, uh, sure go ahead.
He sits down beside them.
Chandler (Looking at George)
So your bald.
George
I have a fine society of hair!
Jerry
If it was a society it would be denver.
George
What's wrong with Denver?
Chandler
As a concept or as the worst place in America?
Jerry
New Jersey?
George
Hey my parents from New Jersey!
Jerry
Ah-huh. That explains it.
George
Why do I sometimes feel the object of ridicule?
Chandler
You're perceptive?
George
Never the less, my hair is amazing. It is better than a super model's shoe collection.
Chandler
Is he always like this?
Jerry
No he's usually quite weird.
Monica walks back out looking relieved. she sits down next to George.
Monica
Hey baldy.
George
George is getting frustrated!
Jerry
Hey I thought this was about something?
George
Well you see the author did intend to write something good and about something, but like the koyoto protocol it didn't really pan out.
Monica
Can I clean your bald spot?
Chandler
Stop it monica.
Jerry
A fine episode this.
Kenny
Gold Jerry, Gold!
Monica
Can I clean your face?
Chandler
Monica!
George
Kenny banya. Any suits to give away today
Del-Boy
Course bruv! I've got minted lamanated golden yellow like the sun three pieces.
Jerry
Ah derick. Welcome to America
Rodney
What about me?
Monica
Hi Rodney! Can I clean your nails?
Chandler
Ok we're getting a divorce.
Monica
Yes! I can clean the house all by myself!
(Chandler shakes his head)
George
Chandler is getting upset!
Jerry
That was second person?
George
A quasi third person second person.
Larry David
This script is pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty bad.
Gob
Sure, the writer with a 5 dollar suit is going to take advice from the man who can't even write a love story!
Jerry
How many shows can this guy reference in one script?
Batman
Many my friend, many!
The Joker
Ah huh. There be the demons!
Monica
Joker! Can I clean your face?
Joker
No it's not make up.
Chandler
Ok i'm going to go check in to a hospital.
Monica
Oh, Why honey?
Chandler
Cos this world is crazy.
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Ah yes, perhaps there is a reason shows are seperate entities :)
