What?
A story about boredom.
INT - THE MOST BORING PLACE ON EARTH - EARTH
A boring man is sat at a boring table, reading a boring book about a boring woman.
Somebody boring appears. He is wearing boring clothes and boring glasses.
"...hey...." he said boringly.
"ye....ah.."
the boring man replied.
Something boring happens that is too boring to describe.
The man looks up and says something too boring to remember.
"Fifty cents." was probably the most boring answer anyone ever gave.
A boring bird landed on the boring window pane. He sang a boring tune.
It was all in all, quite a boring day.
"The End" appears in a very boring plain font.
The boring theme song starts. it's called "Boring".
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I realize you may think this is a boring story but i am literally bored. :) lol LITERALLY BORED. i'm not half bored or semi-bored. i'm 100% bored. like a bore that has just bored into the earth.
More on my boredom at 10. :)
