Here is the most interesting fantastical story i can come up with on the spot, whilst still mildly bored :) lol
The Coat of Amazing Powers and Blue Dragons and Other Crazy Stuff!!!
He entered. singing and dancing. mincing and mingling. he was off the walls. like a rubber ball at a rubber ball bouncing contest.
"Huzaah! The great food before us!"
Everyone looks up with a puzzled look.
"Dare you not suckle upon thy bountiful bounty?"
They do not respond.
"Tomorrow can yours! For this food. this amberoisa of the gods, and this art, over here.*points at art on the wall*" can eradicate your apathy! Come dance with me by the fire people!"
They stare looking at him. puzzled.
"Alright fuck it, give me a bacon sandwhich and a cup of tea." *he sits down and eats the sandwhich. looking bored*
:) lol
