Hello from the underclass.
What is the underclass? ah well that my friend is a mystery wrapped in a twinky wrapped in a riddle.
Ok i don't know in other words. but it sounded cool :) (Antony, pushing forward innovation through style. :) )
This blog will feature stories and so fourth. I mainly write in script form, but lately a little laxly. (I.e self formatted in word, rather than final draft)
Story 1 will feature a talking pie.
He has this decision to make...and yes, it's heart-breaking.
(Ant, you've done it again!!! *hands money* - Producer of Hollywood(the main one))
Ok no it won't i'm just being silly. it will be whatever it is. I often write, but have no outlet for it. They don't really look for talent anymore, so hopefully this will scratch the writing itch :)
And yes, if you are a multi-millioaire producer looking for your next AAA movie, I am open to offers. such as "Here's some money" and "Here's some money. Let's make a movie" or possibly, "Let's make a movie. here's some money"
Some variation on that basic theme. :) (I am joking :) )
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And here's a short story, called "The Byte"
What is the byte? The byte is a hidden byte of information on every memory chip, on every hard drive. What does it contain? Read on my friend :)
"The Byte"
INT - LOGAN'S HOUSE - 2009
Logan is getting dressed, as his friend of many a year, Nile, is sitting there looking very very bored.
NILE
Going for a run?
There is a silent pause.
LOGAN
Good one. No really. It never gets old.
NILE
Don't blame me, blame your folks for making like a movie....
LOGAN
Wait a minute.
NILE
What is it?
LOGAN
I've just realized something.
NILE
Yeah?
LOGAN
I've just realized there is a hidden byte on every hard drive. every memory chip. every television. every cd. every burger.
NILE
*long ackward pause* Interesting.
LOGAN
Don't mock me! Think about it! The signs are everywhere! The byte!!! THE BYTE!!!
NILE
.....So the medication is working?
LOGAN
Mock me if you must. but i've prove you right yet!
NILE
Ok that wasn't dumb. Say I believed you. Say this byte was real. What is it's purpose?
LOGAN
Isn't it obvious? Isn't it blindingly obivous?
NILE
No....
LOGAN
You're staring at the sun, yet asking why it is so dark...
NILE
....Part of being friends, is meeting new people. BYE!
Nile backs out of the room without turning his back on Logan.
LOGAN
THE BYTE!!! THE BYTEEE!!!
He stands there alone. A tree in the lake. He stands comtiplating.
LOGAN
....Actually that is rather silly isn't it.
He sits down on his couch and assumes the position.
LOGAN
I really have no idea why I say such silly things...
He picks up a needle.
FADE TO WHITE.
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Don't take that one seriously, as you can see comedies are my well weapon of destruction :) But, i do write seriously too. and with much better charactization and exposition. :)
Not MUCH better, but you know, at least better than the charactering shouting out "THE BYTE!!" :)
