It sat there. the bloke. square and oblong.
Wait that's block. Bloke = guy in u.k :) (Any one of who doesn't know :) )
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I Love Hugh
Written by Antony Wells
"Get out!" she screamed at him. Like a lion protecting it's food.
"But..." his reply cut short by the sound of a vase crashing against the wall.
"Calm down you crazy.." "Crazy!?! CRAZY! ARGHH!!!!"
"Oh crap.." he thought as he run towards the door from the 'crazy' lady.
He reached the street, his heart beating. His romance over. His life changed.
"Jesus." was all he could muster.
"Don't forget your toothbrush!!!" She screamed flinging it from the window at him.
"At least she hasn't lost her sense of humor." he never thought, as the brush hit him perfectly between the eye. "Ouch!" he yelped.
"Should I call?"
"Yeah call her!" she retorted defiantely.
"You sure?"
"ARGHH!!!!"
She slammed the window shut.
"...I was only joking..." he mumbled...walking away.
"So that's what happened. She left me." he said to the therapist.
"Interesting."
He replied.
"...Is that all you ever say?"
"I find most things interesting." he quipped backwards.
"Interesting."
"It's good you havn't lost your sense of humor. Jokes keep the soul afloat."
"It was more apathy."
"Lost faith? It is never good to lose one's faith. In life, in love. In whatever drives you forward."
"Intereting."
"Precisely, it is. Many things are interesting. Find those things. Enrich your life." he offered.
"Just go to the life store hmm. Pick one up?"
"Life isn't so simple. But it doesn't have to much more complicated. Instead of a 'Life store' why not, and I remember your love of Yoga, a yoga course?"
"....I'm not really a people person."
"You were with her for eight years?"
"It was on off. We broke up more times than the Beatles."
"Ah yes. Well, it is life experience. It is foundation. Use it wisely, do not simply let it fade away. Filter your new experiences through this."
"It's easy said, but..."
"No. It is easy period. I am not speaking out of intellecual whimsy. I speak from a life fraught with many highs and lows."
"Care to share?"
"Hah! Well, for example, I was recently nominated for the Noble Prize."
"Really?"
"Yes! It's quite exciting."
"Does that mean you're going to start charging more."
"For you? Of course not. For new clients? Hehehe."
"Professionality is a key."
"Quite quite!"
"So what do you suggest?"
"Just be happy my friend. Live and smile. Smile and dream. Dream and wish. Wish and be. Be."
"I think our time is up."
"That's my line!" they laughed.
"Same time the next?"
"Sure, sure. Bring money." he said with a smirk.
"For you my friend, I bring the world."
He patted him on the shoulder. and walks out.
