It's 7:15am. The sun? Well, it's hiding as usual. The hope of a people? Never seen it myself :)
So what better way to make us rise up, rise up! then a comedy!
-The Ten Second Guy-
INT - STEVE'S PAD - Earth or something like it.
He is stood before his best friend of all his life, Ray.
STEVE
I've come to a decision Ray.
RAY
Oh god.
STEVE
What?
RAY
This will be good. No, go on. Tell me.
STEVE
In a effort to streamline my life, from this setence onward, no conversation I have will last longer
than ten seconds.
1
RAY
Uh...sure. And this will achieve what?
4
STEVE
Life is too complicated, we need to simplify it.
7
RAY
If you were anymore simple, you wouldn't be standing there.
STEVE
That's true. very true. but
10
he turns away and walks out the house.
RAY
Steve? Hello? Anyone?
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I never said it was going to be taming of the shrew :)
