I mean seriously, you gotta love the mentality of someone who thinks banging a car horn is going to make is world better.
Oh look someone cut me up.. I KNOW!!! I'll HORN HIM. ZIZAMM!!
2 seconds later. "Err...I'll HORN HIM AGAIN!!!"
And as for cars themself....guh, is there any more vile horrible collection of metal and metal bodily fluids than cars? Ohhhh look at me in my fast car, I'm like that bloke out of that movie with that bloke in that other movie with that chick in it.
And another thing...what is the deal with airplane peanuts? They're not peas, and they're not nuts!
But seriously yes, just a gentle warnings folks, when I assume power and control of all mankind and all it's soviergn states, I shall banish cars to the wasteland once occupied by madonna's sense of self worth/dignity and ability to look herself in the mirror.
Harsh i know, but cars really such disgusting little clumps of oily metal. they remind me of cavemen with their first big wheels 'ooh look me build wheel. make thing go fast.' to which the smart caveman replied 'then push me citizen. i have much work to do and you clearly do not.'
I mean cars!!! JESUS!!! How many millions of people do they have to kill? How many lifes have to ruined?
I would say beep if you agree but that would be counter productive as we are slamming cars and pro-actively encouraging the use of any single component contained within said unit, would of course, be silly.
now back to my 3 sentence movie idea...
:)
Seriously though, ban cars, ban horns, and ban the mouths of the <CENSORED> who rape our roads with them every damned day.
Do idiots dream of electric sheep? No, they dream of oily cars.
