INT - STARSHIP ENTERPRISE
KIRK
We got fuel spock?
SPOCK
No.
KIRK
Mission's off.
*Theme music plays*
*Credits roll*
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It all started so well as well. The mission to find kirk yet another semi human, semi attractive(BOO!-Women), Semi-litterate woman to impregnate in the name of peace and getting kirk some action.
I am sorry for the aborted mission. I begin a story, and it's like this magical presence takes hold over me. I had no choice but to write the fuel thing, and then end the mission. Why? because i as one man can not change the world. and unfortunately as my script lay within the world, i was too powerless to change my script.
That, or i just couldn't think of a better joke and being a man of many desires to make funny jokes, i had to come up with something.
Look....are you buying this? If you are cool! if not...well i've got this one about the time I went to bandcamp...well, no actually that was from some crappy movie about some crappy idiots. but on the other hand, I do have a fantastic story about space travel. no wait, just did that. i guess i have nothing. it's finally happened. i've run out of stories and jokes.
DEAR GOD!!!!!
If you're still reading this ramble, you a)have far too much free time b)probably secretly have a gay crush on me(Embrace the gayside lucy), and c)Should probably realize that while A)I'm not gay, I B)Do not indulge in that sort of thing.
Unless....well, unless you're really famous. in which case, i may be willing to make some sort of antony love for celebrity scandal press type exchange.
This may prove hard to deal with at first, but i Believe in time i Would become accustomed to being rich and famous as you are most probably are most probably.
My grammar does fail at times. but mostly intentionally. and other times, sadly, not intentionally. you see most men have an education. I have a IOU from the govermount.
And if you are still reading by this point you are a)Mad b)Probably stalking me already. C)I can see you in the bushes you creep!
And if you are still reading this after that silly joke you are a)definately absotutely postively mad and b)Probably under my bed.
And if you are...umm...just stop reading ok? My fingers are hurting.....
...err...hello?
........fine...we'll just both sit here.
OK...
BASTARD!!!!
*hits send*
*runs off crying and swearing*
