Larry
So huh, you're a chick huh?
SALLY
Uh...excuse me?
Larry
Come on you can tell me, i won't let anyone else know.
SALLY
Am I a chick? Are you fucking living in the eighties or what?
Larry
I've been asked that many times, and I still don't know the answer.
SALLY
Interesting. I'm going to go stand over there now.
Larry
Lesbian....
SALLY
Yes I am actually.
Larry
Wow. You never really expect the person to be one.
SALLY
Be 'One'? What's your fucking problem?
Larry
You're my fucking problem. You're the world's fucking problem.
SALLY
Sally the character in this movie, or lesbians?
Lerry
Meh, either way. shit, shat. you know.
SALLY
Oh my god you could quite possibly be the biggest gapping asshole i've ever stared down. And I'm a ass doctor.
LARRY
You're shitting me?
SALLY
Yeah i havn't heard that one before. go away. you weird little man.
LARRY
OK OK. *walks away* *beat* *walks back* So...you free tonight?
SALLY
For anyone else? Yes. For you? No.
LARRY
Lesbian.
SALLY
Not this again...
*Curb your Enthusiasm theme music plays*
And that's the end of that chapter...
(Simpsons qoute, not acute madness. well one could conjecture to qoute the simpsons in the current heyday of it's spectualar fall from it's already questionable grace, well, one could conjecture that THAT my friend, IS madness.)
But i digest, for I have just ate.
