Question, 1)
Q:How should a intoxicated(stoned like a stone castle) man best make a exotic meal?
A:He shouldn't, he's far too fucking stoned.
That was 50% advice. 50% comedy. 25% non existence stuff because 100% is the most anyone can give. by definition that is the most anyone can give.
I'll stop making simpsons jokes someday in the future, but you know, it's such a fab show.
Am I being sarcastic?
I don't even know anymore dude...
(Double score. )
:)